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The Best Twilight Parody I've Yet Seen
Meet Curtis the non-demanding zombie. He’s content with just dry-humping and cuddling, but will his hunger for brains overcome his love for Stella, a shy young girl who would never amount to anything unless she finds a husband to impregnate her? Find out in 28 Mormons Later Infected Lust: Necking Just got a Whole Lot More BRAINY.
from The Superficial
THIS SHIT IS GETTING REAL!
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Dear Superstore
Yesterday while I was Tweeting in laundry detergent aisle of my local Superstore, I was not taking photos. I realize you may be unaware of the multi functions of an iPhone, but this is no excuse for badgering me twice.
Not that you are due any justification, but I was killing time before picking up a perscription. Since I only had detergent to purchase other than my perscription, I was in no particular hurry. Thus, I was walking slowly and Tweeting and taking in the general grocery landscape.
Your employees were rude, condescending and incorrect in their accusations.
So, here’s to you, Superf^^^s. Way to go.
I’m ensuring that my combined 1,668 followers from my two Twitter accounts and my 23,000 monthly visitors to my blog know exactly how you treat your customers.
Maybe next time you’ll think twice before you rudely approach your customers in such a manner.
-Victoria Potter
what’s the time? what’s the day?
WANT
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holy shit it’s pandas!
Mary Jane Russell on Leopard Sofa — Louise Dahl-Wolfe, Paris, 1951
holy shit, it’s black jesus. with dreads.
haha! look at those round saucer kitty eyes. they’re filled with fear.
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“ugh”